"I fell from the sky in 1975;
Politics & Punk were about to collide."
- Royal Blue
₪ Songsmith & writer ₪ Last of the incurable romantics ₪ Ancient poet ₪ Interstellar messenger ₪ Vanilla latte addict Status: somewhat slightly dazed & confused. Appearance: constantly shifting, but he has a tendency to adopt the 'Hornblower gone feral' look. Hobbies: collecting the children's television programmes of the past; pointing a camera at interesting things, and pressing the shutter-release button. Sounds like: twilight in English meadows and woodlands; the texture of crushed velvet; the dark taste of a full-bodied coffee; the moment when Nick Drake, David Sylvian, Ian Curtis and Gabriel (Bagpuss' pal) rendezvous .. .. in space. Resides in: Whitby, his adopted hometown .. or perhaps Whitby adopted him. Wakes to: the language of the gulls. Film most frequently revisited: 'Wonder Boys'. Influenced by? Well, Kate's Wuthering Heights was quite something for a small boy to be assimilating (particularly when augmented by Terry Wogan's rendition of The Floral Dance, and his dad's impromptu impersonations of P. J. Proby). Subsequently? Songs rooted in the past - songs conveying a novel's worth of emotional tumult in seven verses; Betjeman / Larkin / Bennett; the musical architecture of Manchester; late night / small hours radio; Kenneth Williams' final diary entry. Helpful notes for tourists: May begin to show signs of intelligence if jabbed periodically. When initiating communications with the above, please be aware that mind-melding and other modes of telepathic interchange are generally not recommended; they pose a significant risk to health.
Blue-John is aided & abetted, when making recordings, by a merry band of collaborators - the Amateur Humans - which includes his brothers, Thom and Richie, and his American cousin, Peter the Great. Gigwise, it's a skeleton crew of one. A Brief History of Blue
-noun
1. One of the taller, thinner earthlings. Relatively free from mental derangement;
2. A singer-songwriter / guitar-tinkerer who dwells in Whitby, England;
3. Eldest son of Gill & John;
4. 1755-?, Little-known writer of fiction;
5. Habitual frequenter of cafés, and watcher of goings-on.


Douglas Adam's Arthur Dent
Lance Armstrong's seventh Tour de France victory
Ronnie Barker's Arkwright (Open All Hours)
Mr Benn's visits to the costume shop
Alan Bennett's Untold Stories
John Betjeman's Summoned by Bells
Hugh Bonneville's Philip Larkin (Love Again)
Jeremy Brett's Sherlock Holmes
Bill Bryson's Notes from a
Christina's World, and all other paintings by Andrew Wyeth
Sebastian Coe's ability to accelerate
Bill Conti's music for Rocky
Colin Dann's The Siege of White Deer Park
Fred Dibnah's Industrial Age
Christopher Eccleston's Strayman (Strumpet)
Lou Ferrigno's Hulk / Bill Bixby's poignant portrayal
of Dr David Banner
Gabriel's Gift by Hanif Kureishi
GBH's / Alan Bleasdale's ability to surprise
Mike Harding's weekly radio programme
Kay Harker's Christmas holiday in The Box of Delights
Colin Harper's Dazzling Stranger, a literary portrait of Bert Jansch
Nigel Havers' Lord Lindsay (Chariots of Fire)
Jimi Hendrix's arrival in "swinging"
Joan Hickson's Miss Marple
The High Llama's gig at The Charlotte in
Eddie Izzard's ability to improvise
Jane's Addiction
Jack Kerouac's Lonesome Traveler
Leftfield's Melt
John Lydon's defiance / intelligence
Matthew McConaughey's Wooderson (Dazed & Confused)
Morrissey's wit
Michael Palin's Around the World in 80 Days
Stephen Poliakoff's Perfect Strangers
Oliver Postgate's words / Peter Firmin's pictures, e.g.
Ivor the Engine
Dennis Potter's Lipstick on Your Collar
Robert Powell's Richard Hannay (The Thirty-Nine Steps)
Monty Python's Flying Circus
John Robb's book on The Stone Roses
The Secret Seven's ability to solve mysteries
Shakespeare's alchemy
This Life's twenty-somethings
Danny Thompson's double bass,
Eric Thompson's Dougal (The Magic Roundabout)
Richard Thompson's Beeswing
Christine Walkden's passion for horticulture
Withnail's soliloquy
Woman's Hour, BBC Radio 4
Rafi Zabor's hirsute saxophonist in his novel,
The Bear Comes Home
Ah, already conspicuous by their absence:
Lemon Jelly's Rambling Man;Nick Drake's River Man.
Blue-John Benjamin is often told that, physically at least, he closely resembles a) Captain Jack Sparrow, b) Billy Connolly, and c) Jesus of