"Golden days from the summers to come -
Sailing round the sun
On a biscuit crumb called Earth."
- My Sci-Fi Lullaby
"Blue-John is the kind of northern visionary who fantasises about being a wall of death rider
and offers you teacake when you call." - John Kennedy of XFM, Dazed & Confused Magazine
"Make yourself at home, weary traveller. I suppose this is our modest little subterranean den. Apologies for the accumulation of leaf-litter, the general woodiness, and a distinctly earthy aroma which pervades what, if I'm being honest, was once a set abandoned by cyber-badgers. Such a property is not without its fair share of oddities, as I'm sure you can imagine. Stay as long as you like, though. We're always searching for allies in the battle against conformity and compromise.
My Amateur Humans and I have been punching holes in the Interweb, and leaving jammy paw-prints everywhere. Our first record was called The Red Telephone Boxes' Graveyard EP, and its songs somehow found their way onto national radio. You can listen to that here.
Look out for Cats with Lasers, by the way!
Now, what about a fictional pot of tea, and perhaps a slice of imagined cake?"
[amateur ~ from Latin amator "lover", from amare "to love"]